South Park Shelly Marsh & Microphone Cursor

The cursor is a stage microphone. The mouse pointer is Shelly Marsh, wide-eyed over her braces, staring at you the way she stared at Stan for looking at her headgear. This is not a cute pack, it is a threat assessment. Every click goes through review by Stan's older sister, and every click is found wanting.

Fun fact: Shelly is canonically a huge Lorde fan, so the microphone might be less of an accessory and more of a lifestyle.