Mr. Puzzles Puzzlevision TV Animated Cursor

Attention, viewers. Your screen has been switched to Puzzlevision, effective immediately. The cursor is a retro television in a bowler hat, and the loop tips the whole set side to side like a showman taking his bow, grin never slipping. The mouse pointer keeps the same grinning screen, so every click arrives with a host attached. Every tab is a segment now, and he is checking whether you rated it five stars. 📺

Fun fact: the grin's teeth are colored like a TV's test bars, yellow, cyan, green, pink, red, blue. A professionally calibrated smile.