Darwin Watterson Christmas Garland & Gumball Animated Cursor

Oh, fantastic, ANOTHER Darwin spotlight. He gets the garland, the double point, and a smug little bounce on loop, while I stand in the shades as the pointer, objectively cooler and criminally underused. Whatever. He wrapped himself in Christmas lights and called it a look, and honestly, it kind of is. His legs are longer than his whole body, that's just fish math.

Fun fact: my bro is named after Charles Darwin, the evolution guy, since he's a goldfish who sprouted legs and walked out of his tank. He'd call that the best thing ever. He'd be right, and I hate it.